A few years ago my daughter was convinced that Bush was an alien reptile. She told me to watch him when he was speaking. He constantly thrust his tongue just like a snake! After lots of PR work, he suddenly lost this habit. He no longer has the tell-tale, tongue thrust but...

He now appears to be a beaked turtle. Most photos show him with the camera angle from above. When the camera is focussed upward, he looks like a very hostile, turtle. Maybe he is an alien race, after all. Maybe thats why U.S. intelligence won't tell us about U.F.O activity. Maybe they have already taken over the Whitehouse! This is the only logical explanation I have for the lot of them.