Well, gol danged. The Holy Ghost (Spirit) is definately a female 'cause it can nag worser than my third grade teacher, Miss Dial, ever did and I'm here to tell ya' that woman was downright evil in her naggin'. Sho nuff. Like you think about doing domethin' dumb and there either Miss Dial 'er the Holy Spirit whoppin' yer butt upside the head with a stick. Sho nuff. Might of fact, I think Miss Dial woulda given the Holy Spirit one heck of a run in any butt whop contest...

But, sniff, it ain't all about whuppin' up on ya when ya think bad thoughts, both of 'em were real good at tellin' ya the stuff you should be doing. Yup, they seem to know more about yer than you do and so they just keep givin' you these little talks to keep yer butt out of the ditches and moving forward...

Now that may not seem too theological but it's my take on Holy Spirit.

Bobert