The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1160275
Posted By: Rapparee
12-Apr-04 - 07:39 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I've been to Paris, but didn't see anything like a river there. There was Scotty's Diner Get Gas and the park, though. I don't think that there is a river called "Seine" anywhere in Missouri, in fact.

As for a Left Bank -- shucks, there ain't been ANY bank in Paris since Jesse and Frank James knocked over the Farmer's Bank there back in, oh 1878 or so.

There used to a an arty-type lady there who painted big-eyed kids and sad clowns on velvet. I might be able to find you one, Amos, if you'd like. Maybe even an Elvis!