What did I do????? Sr. Paula used to discipline us regularly with a ruler named Oscar and that was considered Salvation. We stole Oscar and hid him behind a statue of St. Dominic Savio. He kept us safe for years until someone decided to wax the floors and Dominic got moved but I digress...

When did Morti become the Arbiter of Elegance anyway? I have a few tales to tell of her escapades at the Getaway. Black pot? Kettle? Harumph!