When in Germany a sausage factory exploded one of the sausages flew up that high that it landed in heaven. It was passed between all the angles and the saints and nobody could tell what it was. Then one of them suggested to show it to the Virgin Mary, because she had been on Earth and she might know.

Virgin Mary handled it, sniffed and looked at it for quite a while and then said: If it wasn't for that little piece of string at the one end I'd say it is the Holy Ghost.

Wolfgang (whose only weak excuse is that the friend from which he has the joke is a pastor)