It has already been done well - somewhere else. Why spread it thin?

Try http://w.webring.com/hub?ring=akkordeon

Put the single words you listed in your subject into their search box....you should be amused for days.

Also she John at: http://www.johnkirkpatrick.co.uk/wr_BritButtonBox.htm

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Sincerely,

Gargoyle