Now I'm really confused.

I met Avril at Miskin at Easter. I'm sure it was Avril (although I'd been drinking)as there was a Mudcat(c)badge on her ample bosom.

It did seem however that the badge got past around, as I later saw it being worn by one or more men.

Does this raving houri pass on her official Mudcat(c) badge to all her conquests?

Can I join the clan. I have been known to beg on bended knee for a woman of ample volume