I think the Kleenex people think they already have it cornered and will work to suppress a game so dangerous to their interests.

If only people knew they could dig in their navels for an alternative, it would be very funny-- instead of asking for a tissue, it would be considered polite to ask a good friend to pop out a spare fluff-wad, and shove it up their nose. "I say, good chap, I seem to be just a tad short of fluff at the mo', would you be a gent and shove some up me sniffer?"

It's PC, too-- the resulting product could be snorted out in a nice nugget, and stored or traded as house-building material for desert dwellers. Currency!

~Susan