History that doesn't make the history books:

Back in the days when George W. Bush was trying to figure out what he wanted to do with his life (after having been bailed out a couple of times from going broke with such incisive business decisions as trading Sammy Sosa when he owned the Texas Rangers), he took a tour of a pharmaceuticals plant. While walking along a catwalk over a big vat of Preparation H, he slipped and fell in.

He used to be a whole lot taller than he is now. In fact, if they hadn't fished him out very quickly, he would have disappeared entirely.

Win a few, lose a few. . . .

Don Firth