R&WR
I stand speechless, transfixed and even more deeply in awe of you and the pearls which emanate from your wondrous mind.

Add that to your mega breakfasts of sausage, bacon, tomato, egg, black pudding, toast, butter and hot strong tea .... well who could not fall at thy feet and worship.

And that, O guest from the Orient,is why I will shortly stand before a panel of independent judges, (all carefully dosed up with lots of independently brewed beer which I shall supply), and beat the McDonald (aka MCFAT) into a hocked cat.

Don't worry 'Guest NTFTO' nobody else knows what the hells going to happen, or where, or how.
BUT we know why.

It's for the love of a fabulous lady known only as R&WR. A mythical Mrs who can bring such joy and pleasure to a man's life that you could not imagine.

Here's to us R&WR