The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #68892   Message #1163562
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
16-Apr-04 - 07:26 PM
Thread Name: BS: wearing two pairs of socks
Subject: RE: BS: wearing two pairs of socks
Nah! Bisocking is the tip of the iceburg in a multilevel consumer abuse conspiracy! Sock makers want people to wear two pairs of socks so they'll buy twice as many socks. Shoe makers want people to wear two pairs of socks because it will make all their old shoes too tight and they'll have to buy new ones. Laundry detergent makers want people to wear two pairs of socks so they'll use more detergent. Washing machine makers want people to wear two pairs of socks so they'll use their washers more often so they wear out faster.

Fight this conspiracy! Go barefoot!

Better yet, go naked!

Bruce