This is an evil curse, from which we must all break free.

Thrice the brinded mud cat hath mew'd.
Thrice and once the hamster whined.
Harpy cries 'Tis time, 'tis time.

Round about the keyboard go;
In the infected virus throw.

Mouse, that under cold modem
Days and nights has overthrownem
Helter Skelter weeping bat,
Toil thou first i' the charmed Cat.

Triple, triple boil and tipple;
Vodka burn, and goblet ripple.

Gizzard of a jelly snake,
In the microwave hiss and bake;
Eye of gingrich, toe of shrub,
Wolfowitz and Rumsfeld bug,
Condoleeza's blind worm's sting,
Pull Cheney's leg and Arnie's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

Triple, triple boil and tipple;
Whisky burn, and gullet ripple.

Cool it with George Bush's bladder,
Then the curse is even badder.