I've been reading all the past threads about Uncle Dave Macon, looking for more verses to "Old Plank Road," and I thought I'd post some new ones of mine for anybody interested in this sort of thing.


I'm a caffeine junkie,
Need a cup real soon
If I can't get some Maxwell House
I might howl at the moon

(Won't get drunk no more ... etc)

My grandma she's Irish,
Grandpa he's a Kraut,
When they'd get to drinking,
Lordy, you should hear them shout

Catskills have some pretty girls,
Adirondacks, too
City girl wears too much black,
Looks down her nose at you


Anybody have any other good ones not alread in the DT or forum?


Bill Ackerbauer