If from Enfield you hail
These directions won't fail
Just hit Waltham Cross on the A10
A map you can spurn
Perform a right turn
To the sign, Waltham Abbey, mate an'

When you come to the sight
Of the Abbey, bear right
Round to three or four shops It'll take ya
Turn right down the road
Till you reach our abode
Though hitting the gig, I can't make ya