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Thread #68925   Message #1164552
Posted By: GUEST,Lindswidder
18-Apr-04 - 03:08 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Daisy Bell (and parodies)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Daisy parodies
My children brought this one home from Primary school in the 1980s

Daisy, Daisy, give me your tits to chew
I'm half crazy, my bollocks are turning blue
I can't afford a johnny, a plastic bag will do
And you'd look neat, upon a seat
With me on top of you!