Being a person of great personal fortitude and forbearance, I haven't posted to this thread for two days now and I don't think I'll do so today.

Of course, I may not post for quite some time come Tuesday, since I am on jury duty alert and will probably be called then. I am certain I'll be sequestered away in a five-star hotel for several weeks, where I shall luxuriate at the taxpayers' expense.

Or, when I'm called for the voir dire, I can tell the Judgy-Wudgy how absolutely ravishing the black muu-muu looks and that I bet the prosecutor just goes wild over it when they're alone "in chambers."

Maybe I'll just sit there tying hangman's nooses in pieces of string.

No, I don't think I'll post to MOAB today.