Bee-dubya honey, me and the lab are in Elko. You folks here have this stuff called money and I've gotta get me some more before I can continue on, so I've took me a job in a Red Lobster eating place for a while. The lab is okay and she's gonna have the pups about the time I go down to you, so everything will be wonderful for us. I'll be out of multiphase in a few days and of course I'll be hungry then, but there are lots of things here to eat. Lizards and snakes -- suck suck yum yum! Maybe I'll bring you some as a special treat we kin share.

I've still got a little secret I've learned to play and you'll never guess it. And I'm not going to give you any hints, because you guessed my accordion secret right off and I was so feared from your response that you'd have a heart attack out of joy. So I'm not gonna tell you, but if you guess I'll tell you if you're right, but you gotta promise not to have a joyful heart attack.