Hi! I'm doing a Master's Thesis on the History of Folk Song on the Internet and would like to know everything you could possibly answer me regarding the origins, performers and history of the following songs:

The Blue Clicky thing
There's a Couch for Us (and any other songs from the internet musical 'East Side Story')
Size Doesn't Matter
The Electric Pickle/the pickle glows at midnight
S*W*A*R*M!
Why Barky's not at work

and anything to Do with the Gnome Liberation Army or the Manatee conspiracy to drown the world.

Thank you.


PS - I only have three days left until my dissertation and review so I would appreciate it if you would e-mail me as I won't have time to come back and read any responses.


PPs - I would have looked this up myself but I have a hangnail


PPPS - could you hurry please? this is my entire future at steak.