You enjoy being as rude as you possibly can to me, do you? You weren't so fucking smart last week, when you had to go for your Jack Daniels and your cold shower, along with your little weiner dog, who has a habit of finding himself in the kitchen at parties.
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You seem to have a well developed genitalia/digestive system fixation, from what I can gather. Did you have a trouble-free childhood?