What a pair of sad stereotypical northern meatheads.

Mcfattytash, might as well roll them together cos they both make the same inane noises.

"My beer's stronger than your beer"
"My head's thicker than your head"

Given that I was born a Midlander, I can see why I've been drawn to the civilised south.

Why not give yourselves a treat and get down to Kent, the land where hops are grown and the brewers know how to use them.