Foolestroupe - you're forgetting that time in Mudchat last month......

Midchuck - Sports bras are fine for those with tennis ball tits. For those of us with bean bag tits, wires, spiral stitching, cantelever support and possibly scaffolding is necessary unless we want to look flat chested and knobbly kneed.

Roger the Skiffler - it's that bit of coloured cloth that you use to clean car mirrors, spectacles and spoons, that you tie around your waist to hold your trousers up, around dog collars to control next door's terrier or around children to stop them running away from the shopping trolley. I understand that many of these are foreign concepts to you but believe me, it's the best use I've ever found for a tie (apart from making a skirt, but that's another story).

LTS