Shit........I have to get rid of this friggin' day job........it gets in the way of my 'Cattin. I go away for a few days and the good jobs are all taken........OK, the way I see it, I am still the Keeper of the Fertility Rites. But seein' as how being a member of the Mudcat Clergy is not a paying gig, I will fall back on my original trade which is as a Journeyman Carpenter. I will be open for business as soon as I get off my Royal Backside and go salvage my cyber relationship with THE FAIR ONE......first I had to worry about DougR and his WD40 rubdowns, and now I have Bert over here getting my cyberlove into leather outfits...............shit, one more reason to be pissed at the English.........relax, you bunch of oversensitive eejits, it is just a joke.......shit, no damn sense of humor. So anyway, I need the signmaker to make me a shingle for my

Carpentry, Cabinetmaker, Uillean Pipe builder and Keeper of the Fertility Rites Shop