The faux pas? To your grave? Can I see that "3 x 3 x 3 x 10 = 2700" is chiseled on for your epitath?
'Cause if you're doing the math in base 10, I thought it equaled 270. But I'm just a dumb kid from the Midwest, so I could be wrong. I was almost wrong once before. I remember the time distinctly, in fact.