I `ad that Nick Faldo in my cab the other day all done up like a pox doctor`s clerk in `is golf clothes. `e `ad a great big smile on `is face and `e said, I just got two birdies. I said that`s two under par then ennit? `e said, nah, it`s two in the bag. then `e showed me a couple of dead pheasants!!
What am I like?