Jesus what a crowd of dunderheads. You two should be ashamed of yourselves. It is obvious you have no idea what you are talking about. Rubbish? John, the embarassment you should be feeling for letting that out of your dull-wit mouth is enough to bury a badger! And as for you el ted, I suppose you think you are being funny, but the simple truth is you are flaunting ignorance and dullwit as though they were virtues.

Well, they are not. They are, rather, low-life offenses against the very spirit of civilization, and they are a sort of cheap, easy, punk-brained grafitti on the very few towering accomplishments the Anglosaxon crowd have managed to raise up to offset their piteous blundering history of crimes and atrocities. Really, I don't think your people can afford to make less of Shakespeare. He has single-handedly saved the reputation of England a thousand times.

But against churlish stupidity, there may be no defense!! Isn't that a charming idea? Enough to make you vote for whippings in school to be reinstated. And I have a couple of prime candidates in mind.

Bite your tongues; or, and you prefer, bite my royal Yankee ass, both of you.


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