The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1169378
Posted By: GUEST,Bubba Bubba
23-Apr-04 - 05:05 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Bee-Dubya honey, I got some goooooooooood news for ya! I know that it's good for me, and I jist know that you'll be as thrilled as I am about it.

You remember I said I met that delicious young man who gave me A Book? Well, I've gone and read all of it, and it has jist turned my life around. Especially Alma 39:4. And Morm.4:21. And D&C 132, too.

Anyway, hon, I've done gone and joined his church! Yes indeed, and I'm now offishully a member of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints! Ain't that swell?

Me and the Lab are moving down further South right away to be with his other wives, whatever that means.

Now don't you carry on none, ya hear? For I am saved, saved, saved, and I've gone and made the necessary 'rangements for missionaries to come visit YOUR house so you kin be saved too!

I'll be back later, hon.