anyway=heres a joke, its a bit sick, so if your easily offended go away now=



A little kid is in school at moring register time...
Teacher says "where was you yesterday jimmy?"
jimmy says " i had to miss school yesterday, as my dad got burnt"
teacher says, "oh dear, very sorry to hear that, not too badly burnt i hope?"


jimmy says " very badly burnt miss, they don't fuck about at the crematorium!"