Well, I found a fairly appropriate song for MAG at the Levy Sheet Music Collection - Click Here. I suppose it's a year late and directed at my gender, but I think it may fit without much trimming....
It's called THO' FIFTY I AM STILL A BEAU! It's by Thomas Bayly, who also wrote "Long, Long Ago" (feel old yet, MAG?).

First Line: Tho' fifty I am still a beau, my face is smooth and fair
First Line of Chorus: Ha ha ha ha! He he he he! I'm still I'm still a Beau

"Happy Birthday, MAG," he said, with an evil twinkle in his eye....
-Joe Offer-