A man is ship wrecked alone on an island and only just manages to survive for ten years when one day while sitting on the beach a figure in a wet suit emerges from the water.
It approaches him and takes off the face mask revealing a beautiful woman in the very tight wet suit.

"When was the last time you had a shot of whisky" she asks in a husky voice.

"Ten years ago" he replies.

She reaches into her very tight fitting suit and pulls out a bottle of single malt and a glass and pours him a large measure.

"When was the last time you smoked a cigar" She asks sexily.

"Ten years ago" He replies.

Once again she reaches into her wetsuit and this time pulls out a fine hand rolled cuban cigar which she lights for him.

The man is is heaven puffing away at the cigar and sipping his whisky.
She sits down beside him and moves in close.
"When was the last time you played around" she asks teasingly.

"My God you dont have a set of clubs in there as well do you !"