TRUE STORY

A man is on the tee par 5 on a golf course and swings at his ball he hits the shot of his life, the balls soars true and lands on the green rolling to within inches of the hole.
A young boy runs out from the bushes ,picks up the ball and waves to the man teasing him. The man driver in hand infuriated races after the boy. when he is half way down the fairway another boy comes out the bushes by the tee and takes his bag of clubs.

Now thats what I call how to treat Golfers.