A brief note about the Saturday night concert. I've checked up with the orforities, and we are allowed to imbibe on the premises. There will be no bar, so please bring what you choose to drink and share, be it beer, penis collider or Adam's ale. The Costcutter is open til 8 and stocks all the usual canned gas, but if your delight is Shepherd Neame, it is safer to bring it with you. And give me some.

Oh, and Dave, they pay you to drink it up here!