I see that a cat called Cheyenne who was lost in Florida seven years ago has just turned up in San Francisco, California (this is on CNN). "Animal officials" (are these animals themselves, or animal officials?) say that the cat was probably picked up by a neighbour who moved to California. I say the cat decided to go to San Fran to get some night life (or perhaps even to get married), and walked there. We are (a) talking about a cat here, and cats can do anything, once they set their minds to it; (b) 7 years. More than enough time to stroll across the U.S. Go west, young feline!!

yours,

Peter T.