Why hell yeah them NASCAR boys 'n girls likes Bush. They's lotsa reasons. Like...

Bush and Busch are homonyms so ever time Bubba drinks a Budweiser Dubya gits a free subliminal advertisement.

Everbody needs somebody they kin feel smarter than an even Joe Bob is smarter than Dubya.

Both Bush and most NASCAR fans pronounce "America" as a two or, at most, three syllable word.

NASCAR racin's all about goin' 'round in circles tryin' t' be th' first t' git t' some imaginary goal while tryin' t' keep a buncha assholes that don't like ya from killin' yore ass. The war in Iraq is all about goin' 'round in circles tryin' t' be th' first t' git t' some imaginary goal while tryin' t' keep a buncha assholes that don't like ya from killin' yore ass.