Yaz, I am one goofy stroker fore recircumsizin' this magogamation Spaw, and if thar is anyway thet I can dig up a good accordian and send it to you for yore birfday, you know it will be done. In fack I hereby put fourth a worldwide call to Mudcatter's (worlwide) to send as many old accordians az Spaw's front porch kin hold. An if thet is not enough, mebbe old banjos could be strung up along the eves obv the house up thar wif a small candle burning in each one obv them. Now thet would be a birfday present worvy obv all you do around here an would show the respekt an humblity thet you so retchy desalve.

Hear Ye all MudHatters....Send Yore CasteOff Accordians and four Stringed Banfos off to Ohio C/O Catspaw49. It iz Hiz Birthday Soon So Don't be Recalcified or you Will Be Late. Cerebellat all Ye MadRattles, and Dance to the Music!