Okay, time for some Buddy Hackett:

Have you heard the one about the guy who goes to the doctor with a dot on his forehead? The doctor says, "Oh my God! I've never seen this before, but I read about it in medical school. In six weeks you're going to have a full-sized penis growing out of your forehead!" "Well, cut it out!" says the patient. "I can't," says the doctor. "It's attached to your brain - you'd die." "Oh my God!" says the patient. "So you're saying that in six weeks every morning when I wake up and look in the mirror, I'm going to see a penis growing out of my forehead?" "Oh, you won't see it," says the doctor. "The balls will cover your eyes."