The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #69267 Message #1173168
Posted By: Alaska Mike
28-Apr-04 - 11:03 AM
Thread Name: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
Hey Clinton, I am singing this for you in my very deepest voice for your B-Day.
"You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You really are a heel. You're as cuddly as a cactus, You're as charming as an eel. Mr. Grinch. You're a bad banana With a greasy black peel.
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch. Your heart's an empty hole. Your brain is full of spiders, You've got garlic in your soul. Mr. Grinch. I wouldn't touch you, with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.
You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch. You have termites in your smile. You have all the tender sweetness Of a seasick crocodile. Mr. Grinch. Given the choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile."