The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #69267   Message #1173168
Posted By: Alaska Mike
28-Apr-04 - 11:03 AM
Thread Name: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
Hey Clinton, I am singing this for you in my very deepest voice for your B-Day.

"You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch.
You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Grinch.
I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Grinch.
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile."



Hope you have a great day, CH.
Best wishes,
Mike