As per Joe Offer's request, I humbly submit:

MY UNCLE TERWILLIGER WALTZES WITH BEARS
Words by Theodore Geisel, music by Eugene Poddany

My Uncle Terwilliger waltzes with bears.
It's a terrible, terrible state of affairs.
Every Saturday night, he creeps down our back stairs,
Sneaks out of our house to go waltzing with bears.

Wa-wa-wa, Wa-wa-wa, waltzing with bears,
With polar bears, honey bears, grizzlies too!
And there's nothing at all that our family can do
To stop! my uncle from Wa-wa-wa, waltzing,
To stop him from Wa-wa-wa, waltzing with bears.

2. My Uncle Terwilliger waltzes with bears.
Uncle says it's more fun than just sitting in chairs.
"And I'm not going to stop it," my uncle declares.
"It keeps my mind off of my worries and cares."

Wa-wa-wa, Wa-wa-wa, waltzing with bears,
With shaggy bears, waggy bears, baggy bears too!
And there's nothing at all that our family can do
To stop! my uncle from Wa-wa-wa, waltzing,
To stop him from Wa-wa-wa, waltzing with bears.

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