This situation (the one Joe fears) is also depicted in a children's song called "Fod" (a nonsense word injected into every chorus, loudly, by the children in the audience).

"I went down to the mowing field
Too-rah too-rah, foladiddle dido!
I went down to the mowing field,
FOD!!!!!!!!!!!!
I went down to the mowing field
When an ugly sarpent bit mah heel
Too-rah-die-ay!

Just put them high boots on, Joe, and use a noisy riding mower or tractor, and you'll be okay!!

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