The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #69268   Message #1173823
Posted By: steve in ottawa
29-Apr-04 - 03:44 AM
Thread Name: BS: Things to do with a cucumber.!?
Subject: RE: BS: Things to do with a cucumber.!?
...(who's unrespected by Babtists everywhere)...there, that's better.

Bite off its head on stage.

Write a song about how the old one was better; try to work it into a lightbulb joke.

Give it to your teacher.