I am forced to apologize for Brother Dave there as he has been tied up with his duties as a partner in Lane,Fielding,Patterson, and Swan, Layabouts-At-Large and For Hire. We are busier than ever before doing nothing as Bush has things so screwed up that there are more folks than ever wanting and needing to do nothing for awhile. We are happy to provide that service for them so they can continue with the daily grind of making a living. Like we say, "When doing sweet damn all is simply too damn much, call LFPS. For you, we do nothing.   After all, it's the very least we can do!"

Since Rick's death we here at LFPS have been swamped with business as we now have Rick taking on the long term cases and he's virtually unlimited in the number he can handle. This has put Mick, Dave, and myself in the position of having to take on all of those short term jobs that we could never get to before and I tell you, doing nothing has never been better and our clients could not be happier. I also should say here that although we all get excellent comments from our clients, Rick is getting the most favorable ones by far. He has never done nothing quite so well before and indeed has set the bar at a new level.

John, thanks.....and take good care of JE. Also be careful around her. One time some of us were on a riverboat and she set a Kestrel on fire. I'd just keep her away from birds in general, ya' know?

Spaw--Founding Partner
Lane, Fielding, Patterson, and Swan