Dear Gawd!!

Get yer butt down to the consul's office right now, sir, and start remediating the sittyation post-haste, wouldja? Please?

It takes an idjit like you or me to lose a passport (been there, done that) but it takes a DOUBLE idjit not to deal with the situation once detected!!

Next time we meet I will tell you the story about my 2d-grade school principal and my passport on the Copenhagen- Paris overnight train.

Regards,

A