Dang if'n this ain't sorta' like the game we use ta play. Reckon I can tell ya bout it cause Catspaw gone off an leff his puter all hooked up. Ya see when I wuz a youngun an Paw an Catspaw were in their thirties, Catspaw use ta call me "Turnip" and we'd play this here game jez liken y'all are but "with a turnip" instead.....now I seez that "tween the sheets" is purty funny and I wuz athinkin' that Ol Big Mick could be doin this here thing using "with a potato" Be like, "Doan Think Twice It's Alright with a potato" or mebbee like Peter could use a George Jones song like 'He Stopped Loving Her Today with a potato', er maybe "She's sweetest When She's Naked with a potato"......Ya know a turnip is about a dummass vegtabul and I never cud figger why Catspaw callt me that. It shur wuz a lot better in thoze days though. Now Catspaw jes calls me "Cletus ya fockin asshole."

CLETUS