What words?? Geeze, I keep missing important things. Say Spaw, I had a hell of a time gettin' Bert to the ER, ya see I don't drive, so I hoisted him up over my shoulders and carried hom off. Got some mighty strange looks too. Say Bert, I know that this is a personal question, but what do you weigh anyway??

I have had moonshine once, and it was smooth, and once was enough.

So'm I supposed to do a Party Piece?? like, um the Story that I Started at the Kirk Soire?? If so, maybe I will try a bit of that, no, no, I won't take it lying down.

Just a bit of the black vile stuff and I'll be ready . .

When first to the town I came for to stop I started up in business in my side street shop To the Kirk every Sunday I gaed twice as a rule And counted the collection for the Sunday school But my greatest ambition it was you see To tell a wee bit story at a Kirk Soire.

I think I'll go and have another Black Vile before our hero meets his comeuppance.