A friend told me yesterday that I must have no white blood cells left. (I'm on my second round of antibiotics). Which inspired me to write this masterpiece of a song. You're welcome to make up a tune or add verses or throw the whole thing up - I mean, out.

SONG TO THE SICK

Because you have no white blood cells
That's why I am leavin' you
Because you have no white blood cells
That's why I won't be true
When you cough in my face
It's a sick'ning disgrace
And your dog is ugly too
Because you have no white blood cells
That's why I'm leavin' you

~b.w