Well, Cats, I was somewhat doubtful when Mian said she had a pink turkey she wanted to roast, but I figured hell, it's the Mudcat. Still, I 've never seen any kind of turkey, no matter what the shade, whose legs bent backwards. She explained she had run over it with her truck, and like a fool, I believed her.NEW RULE The fauna dwelling in and around the Tavern are not meant for the consumption of the guests!