Never mind Piers

Hows the beautful Pamela?

Piers, you are my friend, and you will be to the end
But Piers, we all have to die one day
And if I, could only show you the way
Then she would be mine, Piers, mine
All of the time
Life would be special, and life would be fine

Sorry - I think I'll go and make myself a cup of tea