Two women and a baby are ushered into the oval office. One woman is Israili; the other Palestinian. Both claim to be the mother of the child. Colin Powel explains to the President that their arguement has been fought at every level until now, they've decided to ask the world's most powerful man. The Pres smirks "Piece of cake. I'll just cut the kid in two and give you each half". The Israili women shakes her head gravely, no. But the Palestinian woman really goes nuts with grief, crying and screaming, 'don't hurt my child'. The Pres cuts the kid in two anyway. The Palestinian woman faints, the Israili woman throws up. Powel steps in. "Mr President, coudn't you see by her emotion that the Palestinian woman was clearly the real mother? "Shoot" says Bush. Thanks for pointing that out. I thought she was Italian." And he give the two halves of the baby to the Israili woman.