The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1176251
Posted By: Little Hawk
01-May-04 - 10:53 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
To write an acceptable rhyme
You must do it in three quarter time
With a stylus that squeaks
Like a budgerigar's beak
Make it sober, succint, and sublime

Oh, there once was a Texan named Bush
Gave the voters one hell of a push
Then he "took out" Saddam
With a blippety-blam!
Took a bow and fell right on his tush!