Remember when Reagan was president? All the ills of the world were the fault of the Democratic Congress. Then, when Clinton was president, all the ills of the world were the fault of the Democratic president. Then the Republicans got the white House AND the Congress, and I said "good, now America will see whether the Republicans can really live up to all the years of finger pointing." I'll be damned if they don't have more fingers to point than the world has problems! Now, everything is Al Quaeda's fault, and Saddam's fault, and public school teachers' fault, and, of course, still Clinton's fault, and __________'s fault. Apparently, they can't make a sh_t's worth of difference no matter what level of power they hold, and John and Jane Q. Public buy every f_ckin' word of this horse pucky (credits to DougR), and believe that if we only elect them to _____ (fill in the blank) all our problems will be solved.

I'm with bobert on this one. PLEASE, elect the f'ers to every goddam position they can hold....

but just be sure to beam my boney (actually it is rather boney) Pennsylvania/New Jersey/New Hampshire/What the Frug butt up!!!!!!!!!!!!