I'm not a giant penis, although some seem to think it OK to suggest I am a big prick.
I do not have a giant penis, although I can get one easily enough according to the SPAM I get in my mailbox.
I am not a communist.
I am not pink, I am, like all humans, a shade of brown.
I do not see pink elephants, dead people or space ships even though I try really hard (no pun intended).
None of your guesses as to the origins of my handle come close. Should I launch a new thread with a prize for the best guess? ;o)